Are you afraid of having to make small talk? Well, fear not, ’cause here comes the perfect Master’s Class. We will learn how to master the easy things like picking a topic, all the way to mastering the really difficult things: Like faking an entire conversation by only referencing book-titles!
I was bored, so I rewrote Eric Idle’s Always look on the bright side of life. Please forgive me for not being a good enough singer to perform it.
Well, it appears we are going to be at home for a while. What a great opportunity to give out some advice on the Corona-topic. I might tell you right now that this in no way reflects science or the official health-advice. It’s pure nonsense to distract you. Which is not working since I am talking about the topic I was supposed to distract you from. Shit. It’s like saying: “Hey Tom, forget about Emma, let’s talk about something else, like how great the guy looks Emma is currently dating.”
Well, it seems like a good moment to actually transition my comedy towards YouTube, am I right?
Anyway, it seems like a good moment to give advice on getting a job. At least if there is an “after”, anyway.